| Title: revolvers.
Posted: Monday, January 18, 2010 @ 3:30 AM |
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well you see. today's blog entry title came from revolving. but revolving doesn't sound cool like revolver does so yeah.
on another note though, i'm very fearful of guns, but in the meantime i dream about being all gangstahh and all that :D
oh well, i lead a retarded life anyway.
tomorrow i have to go to the dentist. again. today i had to go to take my bro. damnit why can't he go by himself.
whatever, but tomorrow i'm going to go around like a noob, because walking around hurstville by yourself is as nooby and awkward as it gets. why? cause sometimes it seems as if you have no friends :'(
yeah sure i'm not the only one out there by myself but i'm pretty small compared to everyone else so i'd rather not. i half look like a lost kid as it is. why? cause i kind of stand around outside the library talking to myself and telling myself what to do. i bet right now you're thinking 'doesn't that only happen in dramas and shit?" well no. it doesn't. i've habitually talk to myself when i feel bored and am alone so yeah.
what do i talk about to myself? what i need to do. aww shucks isn't that a bright topic to talk about. considering im such a nooby loserface who has nothing to do i may as well make a list of what to do tomorrow while i adventure round hursty.
- get a hair cut
- go eat sushi. the ones with ROE in it <3
- go buy yourself some clothes (i know this isnt going to happen ._.)
- go buy pencilcase
- go buy new school bag
- go buy a life. (v. important)
- go buy some instant noodles - you need it.
on that note of noodles, i finished all my instant soup. thats sad cause i only had one day by myself where i had them. ._.
with this established, i'm going to write about how to survive by yourself. and you can't cook fo' shit.
1. go to the bloody supermarket and buy lots of mi goreng, instant noodles, coffee candy, kit kats, ice cream and soda. you're going to need it. also, if you think those choices are crappy - well then this ain't the guide for you.
2. make yourself comfy in front of your computer, put all the food in drawers, under your desk or next to you.
3. have a big jug of water next to your table and a cup. (hey at least this is my fail attempt of being slightly healthy)
4. go find an entertaining site to linger your days upon. for me thats soompi, blogger and drama. in this case, go across the road to your cousin whos loaded with all the latest eps of tv shows and get it off her.
5. after watching 2 seasons of big bang theory, 17 again, all episodes up to date of how i met your mother, zack and miri make a porno and 13 and a half episodes of you're beautiful, you should've dwindled away most of your pathetic excuse of a life by now. this means it's time to go onto fanfiction, where you can dream whats left of your life away with people you love but do not exist.
6. By now, you should be drinking that jug of water every day, your coffee candy should be almost gone and you should have some food left. in my circumstances, i have nothing. i eat like 2 packets of instant noodles a day, and i have no more freaking instant soup D<>
7. after doing this, basically you repeat the entire procedure over. theres nothing else to do anyway.
after all this, school should start again in 2 weeks. you know what? you should go out more. yeah. yeah..
do you know whats sad about this? the fact that ive already done this procedure. well.. not step 7 yet but whatever, and you know what adds to that? the only time i've been home alone is last week excluding wednesday Dx
mannn. i should do something with my life.
and with that i'm going to continue dwindling my life awayy~
