| Title: condoms and soup.
Posted: Friday, February 26, 2010 @ 10:38 PM |
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quite a lovely pair isn't it? i mean seriously, who wouldn't want to live off soup cooked in condoms and such!
yeah okay i'm such a weirdo.
basically today i went to buy nancy and michelles birthday present and since me and celine are splitting the price of the pressies, we considered buying her a box of condoms as a gag gift.
since celine wasn't at hurstville, i had to buy the condoms. yeah great totally, this flat chested 13 year old is buying a box of condoms whooo~
T__T i was staring at the box working out which one was the cheapest and some guy working at the store comes up to me asking if i needed help. all this while i was muttering to myself 'i hate my life. i hate my life. i hate my life.' and whacking myself on the head.
i said no thank you in a polite voice accompanied with a smile and continued muttering to myself.
smart natalie. smart.
i finally get the guts to pick up the stupid box and walk to another area, but then people started coming so i hid it behind hair dye o_o
after another lady asking me if i needed help, i decided i was NOT going to buy it and left it there. so basically if you go hurstville today and go to discount chemists, look in the hair dye section for blondes. theres a box of condoms right there (Y)
me and celiney have concluded we would buy the condoms tomorrow. in a less populated chemist. whilst yelling 'ITS FOR MY FRIEND'
so i'm going to say this. if buying condoms and you are under 15:
- don't go to populated chemists
- don't mutter to yourself or repeatedly whack yourself on the head
- always explain that it is 'for your friend' or 'for your mother' or 'for your grandmother'
- run the hell out as fast as you can.
- don't buy the stupid condoms D:
if youre going to buy condoms, buy it in a sex store so at least they know its a gag gift.
off my rant on condoms, onto soup.
has anyone noticed that refridgerated soup feels like jelly. and looks disgusting.
but tastes oh so good.
i bought a new jacket and tank top today~ go i almost spent 40 bucks today on two items D:
yeah a lot of people dont think its that much but yeah, i don't always make really big purchases without thinking about it for like; a month - which usually means its off sale and therefore i wont buy. haha
the tank top was on 50% sale at 7.50 at cotton on body. it's the one that says 'free hugs for everyone' but it's a bit big for me D:
the jacket was the last one in kmart hurstville :D it was 30 bucks but it's worth it i think. ot's the same design as all those other motorcycle jacktes with the off centre zipper and the collars and all, except it's fleece cause leather doesnt suit me.
it's really warm which begs the question why i'm buying it even though i still have a bit of summer left. it's also kinda big for me seeing as its size 12 but thats fine with me.
hehe. i feel so girly now ==
