| Title: porn stealers.
Posted: Saturday, February 6, 2010 @ 4:02 PM |
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no i did not steal porn. who do you think i am D:
anyway, yesterday i was at roselands and while walking about i saw some guy with a DVD stuck into his jeans (not the pocket, the actual thing ==) i'm thinking why the hell would you put it there but okay..
anyway, turns out that he was stealing. i kinda asked him quietly if he knew there was a DVD sticking out of his ass, but he said that he didn't have a bag or anything so yeah. but he gave me a dirty glare ._.
i looked at the DVD again, "BEACH GIRLS HAVING FUN"
...
yeah alright..
if you say so.
i then thought of insane things like: maybe he just got dumped and isn't getting any so he's watching porn.. but then again i wondered if it was just a normal thing. hah.
so i'm going to write this now.
if you're going to steal porn:
1. DON'T LEAVE IT IN YOUR UNDERWEAR JABBING OUT. i mean seriously. people can see "girls gone wild' outside!
2. Little girls can see and point it out. If they do, you're not meant to glare at them. >> if you do, they get suspicious and blog about it.
3. putting your shirt over it does not hide it. i can see it RIIIGHT through.
4. just.. don't steal porn == i realise that you might have a NEED for it, but seriously, just watch online or something. not steal an effing disc. thats just.. yeah
there are like.. 11 year old kids running around cause of my bros bday party. and i WANT TO GO OUT. however, mums telling me to do my hw. SCREW. WHYYY.
i'll do my homework later ._. and i hate kids. you know i do. HOW THE HELL AM I MEANT TO CONCENTRATE WITH ANNOYING HALF-PUBESCENT KIDS RUNNING AROUND?!
my bro.. hes like a moody girl == i swear he must've inherited some genes from my mother. at least the hormonal ones.
this morning he called me to wake up, and why? because 'I'm going to be rebellious. it's not fair that i have to do homework while you sleep!'
me: I'm doing homework while you have your stupid party ==
him: you still have to do homework!
me: what kind of excuse is that?! you're the one with a selective test geez.
him: doesn't matter! you still have to do homework
me: and you're the one who wanted to do debating. geez just shutup
him: im being rebellious so no i won't shut up
me: ... i'm going to murder you when you hit puberty. i'm going upstairs to change
-proceeds to change for at least half an hour-
i. really. will. move out when he hits puberty if i can. i swear, he's already moody. and if he starts breaking his voice and everything.. his voice will go high pitched all the time and i will freaking DIE.
i may be overreacting but seriously. he is really annoying. tracey only knows a BIT of him, and thats when hes pretending to be nice.
thats right tracey. hes at least a baillion times worse than that...
now theyre playing star wars. i will KILL SOMEONE I SWEAR. RAWR D:
i'm going to pretend im getting fed up and say can i go to hurstville or something and dissapear for a bit.
oh crap. they just went upstairs.
i just yelled shut up at them. yayyy. im never gonna have kids. at least not boy kids ==
