funny thing is, we didn't even leave the bird cage open or some shit :L we left it outside so it could have a nice dose of sunlight, and then it just escaped through the feeding hole. which is absolutely freaking tiny okay? that bird must've been desperate.

i should've seen it coming though, because a few days earlier, the same bird escaped while we were inside the house and it was flying around like an idiot. so i guess it had this whole thing planned out. smart bird, it would escape one time to make sure the method actually worked, and when we left it outside, it'd escape for real.

so smart i swear. and if you think about it, if it really wanted to escape that bad, then it would do that. so there's no point in me being upset or anything because it didn't even like me in the first place, and it obviously wanted to get the fuck out of there.

not to mention, before the birds were given to my bro, the yellow one (the one that escaped) was found in his friend's garden, kinda limping because it had been on its own for ages. so i'm guessing it wanted all the freedom. it's like running away from home!

i feel bad for the remaining bird though, it has no one to stay with :( but it's okay, those two never really got along in the first place. they'd always be screeching at each other like crap.

oh well. maybe i'll buy another bird. one that actually likes me and is nice or something because yeah.

i can understand why the bird flew away though. my bro neglected them like shit. barely fed them unless i told him to, and never cleaned them up. and now he's going around blaming everyone for not putting something to block the feeding hole (which has like a lid on top btw, so i applaud the bird for being so strong) even though he said that we should.

well excuse me, WE think that it isn't needed, but if you think otherwise, go ahead and do it yourself. we're not your slaves or some shit, and our words aren't always the best, so if you think otherwise, do whatever the fuck you want. don't blame us for your own laziness.

seriously, he has a freaking behaviour problem. everytime something happens, he will blame EVERYONE. not to mention he's a whiny little douchebag. yesterday we went gia hoi in bankstown because my mum and dad wanted to eat there (and i'm pretty indifferent to whatever we eat) and he was just sitting there moping and looking like he was about to cry because we weren't going to pho an (which i've been going to for the past 4 weeks, and i'm really sick of it now)

dude, i didn't want to eat there either, but at least i have the decency to not start crying just because things didn't go my way. seriously wtfuck, we always go to the place you want to go, even if we don't want to eat it so be considerate of other people for once.

and then he always makes these crazy messes at home. he was making some food sometime and he cracked an egg on the floor and DIDNT EVEN BOTHER FUCKING CLEANING IT UP.

i didn't even know it was there until i almost slipped on it okay? it was in the middle of the kitchen floor too!

you make a mess, you clean it up. you don't leave it until i almost slip on it and tell you to clean it up. not to mention all he said was 'i'll clean it later'

NO. FUCK. NO. ARE YOU DUMB? someone can slip on that shit and it's disgusting! a freaking egg is on the floor and you just leave it there? are you dumb?

and him and eggs. FAR OUT WHY DO YOU PISS ME OFF SO MUCH. he doesn't like the yolk of an egg yeah? but he likes fried egg. so he makes fried egg all the freaking time, but he always chucks out the yolk.

wtf man, waste of food. if you don't like it, just put it in a bowl, put glad wrap on it, and i will fucking eat it later or something. geezus, you don't just chuck it in the bin like nothing. fuck you no. you save it for someone else who can eat it for you or something. or suck it up and eat it yourself. or just NOT EAT THE EGG AT ALL OKAY.

i come home to the smell of soy sauce every day man. why? because he drenches the eggs in them okay. and when he finishes the stuff and dumps it in the kitchen, theres a giant puddle of soy sauce on the plate anyway. are you kidding me? you don't need that much okay. he has like. a freaking addiction to salt or something, and i know that a lot of you guys tell me i have one too :L but it's not that bad compared to him.

everything is shit loads of salt. he's worse than me okay.

and then every motherfucking friday. there's his stupid ass friends over. and you know what? i come home and far out all of them are yelling and screaming and making humongous messes. they're so freaking annoying i swear. i came home last friday and there were shoes in the middle of the kitchen, as well as someones shirt. WTFUCK ARE YOU GUYS EVEN DOING OH MY GOD DIE.

i came into my study and i couldn't even open the door because some idiot shoved a heater in front of the door as a 'barricade'

YOU DUMBSHIT KIDS, THIS IS MY STUDY TOO, GTFO AND FUCKING SHOVE THE DUMBASS HEATER YOU IDIOTS.

freaking tv is on max volume and they mad the swing chair fall over 3 times. the hell are you kids doing? are you trying to break it or some shit? its not a toy, it's a motherfucking chair. you sit. YOU DON'T JUMP ON IT AND ATTACK EACH OTHER OR SOME STUPID SHIT LIKE THAT.

they even went into my room and fucked it up. all my toys were lying everywhere around the house and when i told them to clean it up?

'CLEAN IT UP YOUSELF, ITS YOUR TOYS'

...excuse me?

fuck you kids. you made the mess. you're not even allowed in my room okay? and you made a mess in my room and when i tell you to clean it up, you tell me to do it myself? i will upperhook your face okay?

i'm considering telling my mum to tell him to not bring friends over so often, because it's seriously such a mess to clean up. and it's every friday afternoon okay? and he tells them to come over on other random days as well, and i'm just like 'why? you saw him YESTERDAY.'

they make so much noise and they're always in the study, so i can't actually concentrate or anything.

and even though i complain about him heaps and sound like a complete bitch, everyone kinda knows that i don't talk to him :L and that i shouldn't even hate him because there's a lack of communication.

i don't talk to him because it frustrates me to talk to him. and he doesn't respect me, even though i'm 3 years older. when he's not being a douchebag and respects me, i'll bother talking.