me: can you buy me makeup remover when you go to the supermarket
dad: you don't need that if you just don't put it on in the first place
me: OMG DAD ITS HARD BEING THIS BEAUTIFUL OKAY YOU DONT UNDERSTAND BEING A GIRL

me: so yeah i had to shower today cause i was actually going out but when im at home you guys dont care anyway so i dont really have to worry about it
dad: it takes 5 minutes to shower you just have to wash your hair and clean your body
me: IT TAKES A LOT LONGER OKAY I HAVE TO CONDITION MY HAIR AND SCRUB MY FACE ITS HARD BEING A GIRL OKAY

dad: why do you just pat your hair to dry youre meant to rub it and why arent you brushing it
me: BRUSHING IT WHEN ITS WET WILL BREAK ALL MY HAIR OMG DAD AND SO WILL RUBBING IT REALLY HARSHLY GAWD ITS HARD HAVING LONG HAIR





y cant u understand me